Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Jetblue. We aren't any cheaper, but we're never on time!

Flown Jetblue 4 times this year. Not once on time. Customer "service" staff totally unapologetic. Why can't this airline manage to have just a single ontime flight?

Currently flight 282 out of Long Beach to Vegas. All these morons are doing is pimping the snack bar every 5 minutes. Nice little racket you've got here.

Jetbluesucks.blogspot.com was taken but defunct since august 2008. Hence the jetbluesucksballs. Maybe I'll just go register the jetbluesucks.com domain and whip up a simple system and app so customers can log flight numbers and delays and experiences. I assume there's no need to allow for positive feedback.

Why, you ask?

Because Jetblue sucks balls. Ima try to get all these poor kids waiting to see their families to start a chat of "Jetblue sucks! Jetblue sucks!"

1 comment:

  1. I have never flown Jet Blue. But from your description of ball sucking...I will avoid them at all costs.

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