The Mystery Flight 281

Will it be late? Will it be on time? Only The Shadow knows. And me. Rest assured, it will not be on time. Why? Because Jetblue sucks. Balls, that is.

I'll be honest. I wrote the above well in advance. Rightfully so as it turns out. Since they are only deboarding people on the inbound flight now, and my boarding time was 10 minutes ago.

Also, they just tried to split up me and my 4 year old. Because seat assignments apparently have no meaning at Jetblue!

Run by monkeys with traumatic brain injuries. Keep up the great work, morons!

Jetblue. We aren't any cheaper, but we're never on time!

Flown Jetblue 4 times this year. Not once on time. Customer "service" staff totally unapologetic. Why can't this airline manage to have just a single ontime flight?

Currently flight 282 out of Long Beach to Vegas. All these morons are doing is pimping the snack bar every 5 minutes. Nice little racket you've got here.

Jetbluesucks.blogspot.com was taken but defunct since august 2008. Hence the jetbluesucksballs. Maybe I'll just go register the jetbluesucks.com domain and whip up a simple system and app so customers can log flight numbers and delays and experiences. I assume there's no need to allow for positive feedback.

Why, you ask?

Because Jetblue sucks balls. Ima try to get all these poor kids waiting to see their families to start a chat of "Jetblue sucks! Jetblue sucks!"