Also, fuck you spammers. 612-295-0232 702-369-7757 "Google+ Support Specialists" my skinny ass hahahahaha! They identify themselves as IT support. Puh-lease, fucking phone monkeys. Get a real job, losers. You must have a truly fulfilling life scamming people into giving you their credit card numbers. I hope you all get shot in the cock/cunt and bleed out but don't die and live out your lives on the streets getting beaten and spit on and gang raped by a bunch of meth heads.

Flight 279 Vegas to Long Beach delayed... Of course!

I'd forgotten about this blog until a friend reminded me about it while I was updating him that I will probably not land on time haha. Currently awaiting flight 279 from Vegas to Long Beach. Supposed to depart at 11, haven't even boarded at 11. Sigh. Apparently, JetBlue still sucks balls. I haven't flown these morons in years, and I apparently forgot the pain.

Fuck Jetblue. Everyone at Jetblue Deserves a Long Slow Painful Death

Flight 283. Delayed. Of course. What is this retarded company's track record? One on time flight... Ever?

Holy Fuck Knuckles!

Dogs and cats living together on flight 282! On time! Are the dead rising from the grave?!

Surprise! Jetblue Still Sucks!

Flight 283 today... Delayed. I know, shocking, right? Still well under a 50% on time rate. I clearly enjoy self-flagellation since I keep giving this idiotic company additional chances. It's never the fault of the low level employees. If a business can't even perform its core competency adequately, it's obviously time for a change in executive management. Will it happen? Of course not. Incompetence is rewarded nowadays. Not punished. Particularly in Jetblue-land.

The Mystery Flight 281

Will it be late? Will it be on time? Only The Shadow knows. And me. Rest assured, it will not be on time. Why? Because Jetblue sucks. Balls, that is.

I'll be honest. I wrote the above well in advance. Rightfully so as it turns out. Since they are only deboarding people on the inbound flight now, and my boarding time was 10 minutes ago.

Also, they just tried to split up me and my 4 year old. Because seat assignments apparently have no meaning at Jetblue!

Run by monkeys with traumatic brain injuries. Keep up the great work, morons!

Jetblue. We aren't any cheaper, but we're never on time!

Flown Jetblue 4 times this year. Not once on time. Customer "service" staff totally unapologetic. Why can't this airline manage to have just a single ontime flight?

Currently flight 282 out of Long Beach to Vegas. All these morons are doing is pimping the snack bar every 5 minutes. Nice little racket you've got here.

Jetbluesucks.blogspot.com was taken but defunct since august 2008. Hence the jetbluesucksballs. Maybe I'll just go register the jetbluesucks.com domain and whip up a simple system and app so customers can log flight numbers and delays and experiences. I assume there's no need to allow for positive feedback.

Why, you ask?

Because Jetblue sucks balls. Ima try to get all these poor kids waiting to see their families to start a chat of "Jetblue sucks! Jetblue sucks!"